Post by Dew on Oct 12, 2014 14:59:43 GMT
★ The M/W/Y Coconut
" close enough to be a newspaper "
" close enough to be a newspaper "
The M/W/Y is a close-enough-to-be-a-newspaper business run by someone living on the island. The author can change at any time, of course, but the material is basically the same. Included in every edition is some important information that is necessary to the island. You can even ask for an advertisement or something similar. And the workers of the 'paper' love to hear opinions about their work. Sometimes.
I. The Tropical News
The island has been hopping recently with a bunch of activity! Or, not as much as usual, but you get the idea. New people seem to be dropping out of the sky again, and the leaders of the houses are rushing to claim who they get in their group! Feels like old times.
There is also a special thing going on, where Gods and Goddesses seem to be appearing more often. Better say your prayers! Along with that, special creatures seem to be appearing more often on the island. Better nab one while you have the chance!
II. 'I say yo, you say hey! Who's in trouble today?'
Shout-out to the newest members on the island. There isn't much to report here, except that it is vital all house members follows the rules of the island. No house is excused, looking at you Gods. With that in mind, please do not set fire to the Sticky Inn again. Burnt honey doesn't smell too good, alright?
III. Weather Updates
The sun is shining and the sand is hot! Perfect day for some coconut rum on the beach. There is a pretty good Tiki Bar around here somewhere, run by some guy with a magic pig, ya know. Be sure to visit and get a drink in order to enjoy your time on the island even more! Just don't drink any if you recently woke up, that might make your headache worse.
IV. Advertisements
There are none this go around, baby, check back later and there might be some.
V. What's got the bees buzzing?
With the first real edition of this paper and the current thingy, event-thing, going on, everything is buzzing! Otherwise, not much to report. Keep an eye out or contact the editor if you have something to report, baby. To read more about what this paper is about, visit The Newbie's Guide to Coconuts.
That's it for this update, baby. Stay sweet and salty!
I. The Tropical News
The island has been hopping recently with a bunch of activity! Or, not as much as usual, but you get the idea. New people seem to be dropping out of the sky again, and the leaders of the houses are rushing to claim who they get in their group! Feels like old times.
There is also a special thing going on, where Gods and Goddesses seem to be appearing more often. Better say your prayers! Along with that, special creatures seem to be appearing more often on the island. Better nab one while you have the chance!
II. 'I say yo, you say hey! Who's in trouble today?'
Shout-out to the newest members on the island. There isn't much to report here, except that it is vital all house members follows the rules of the island. No house is excused, looking at you Gods. With that in mind, please do not set fire to the Sticky Inn again. Burnt honey doesn't smell too good, alright?
III. Weather Updates
The sun is shining and the sand is hot! Perfect day for some coconut rum on the beach. There is a pretty good Tiki Bar around here somewhere, run by some guy with a magic pig, ya know. Be sure to visit and get a drink in order to enjoy your time on the island even more! Just don't drink any if you recently woke up, that might make your headache worse.
IV. Advertisements
There are none this go around, baby, check back later and there might be some.
V. What's got the bees buzzing?
With the first real edition of this paper and the current thingy, event-thing, going on, everything is buzzing! Otherwise, not much to report. Keep an eye out or contact the editor if you have something to report, baby. To read more about what this paper is about, visit The Newbie's Guide to Coconuts.
That's it for this update, baby. Stay sweet and salty!
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